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Friday, December 31, 2010

Wish you happy new year 2011

Wish you happy new year ,,
only ur loved person can feell your silent pain and will hold urhand till u become strong
again’ happy new year friend

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Gents & Uncles 1st

!*Happy New Year*!
I Know Its too Early But I Have Hundereds Ov Sexy Girls To Wish So I Decided To Finish Off Gents & Uncles 1st
HAPPY NEW

Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat

Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!

New year on 2nd january

Royat-e-Hilal Committe K Mutabiq Naye Saal Ka Chand Nazar Nhi Aaya..
Isliye Mulk Bhar Mein Naya Saal 2nd January Ko Manaya Jaega.. :->
Kia Hoga Is Mulk Ka ;-|

each momen of new year

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year

keep on wishing

i wish a wish for u.
the wish i wish for few.
the wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
Happy New Year.

Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho?

3 GADHY ZOO
Sy Farar Hogae
1st
TV Dekh Raha Hy
2nd
FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hy
3rd
Nhi TUM Nhi
Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho?
Wo Mil Nhi Rha!

Excellence Isn't Something That

Excellence Isn't Something That
U Can Just Turn On & Off
Whenever U Need It.
Its A Habit,
That's Rooted In Attitude
& Effects Every Part Of Ur Life
Gud A.M.. (:

You Cannot Make

You Cannot Make
Someone Love You
But
All You Can Do,
Is Be Someone
Who Can Be Loved ...

Good Morning
n
Have A Blessed Day (:

Working Towards Success 'll Make

Working Towards Success 'll Make U A Master
But
Working Towards Satisfaction Makes U a Legend
Strive for Excelence
Be a Legend

Good A.M
Stay Blessed (:

Let Us Not Worry

Let Us Not Worry
About The Future
Let Us Only Do
The Right Thing
Today, At This Moment
Here & Now
Let The Future Take Care Of Itself

G o_O d Morning (:

you may hear nothing from me

You May Hear Nothing From Me On How I Appreciate You,
But
Beyond That Silence, You Friendship Creates A Beautiful Sound In My "Heart"
G o_O d
/\/\orning (:

No Ma88er Wh8 Happens 2day...

No Ma88er Wh8 Happens 2day...
You Must Remember That
2day Will Be 2morrow's Past
And
2morrow Will Be 2day

gOoOd MoRnInG

Have A Blessed Day (-:

people don care

People Don't Care

How Much You Know !!

Until

They Know ,

How Much You Care .. !!

Good Morning ... (=

Stay Blessed

Think About It ~

Think About It ~

What You Do Today
Is Important
Because
You're Exchanging A Day
Of Your Life For It...

G o_O d
/\/\orning

Stay Blessed ^_^

Lyf is lyk a Bicycle

Lyf is lyk a Bicycle,
d moment V stop pedaling,
V start losing momentum.
If V coast for too long,
V fall Resolve 2 press on inspite of all Ur distractions
Gud a.m

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old.


The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling.

Donate a Smile Today.

And Live Longer... :-)

Rose is famous 4 grace

Rose is famous
4 grace

Advocate is famous 4 case

Horses r famous
4 race
But
Smile
Is famous
4ur face
So keep Smile.!

A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn

A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn
But
a Smile iS Hard 2 Find
Rupee Loses iTs Value
Smile Increases iTs Worth
I Lost a Rupee Wen I sms U
But
Who Cares
iF I Won uR Smile

A Smile Is Nearly Always

A Smile Is Nearly Always
Inspired By Another Smile...
True Love Is When Your Heart
And Your Mind Are
Saying The Same Thing

Baby's Smile can make Even dead people alive

Baby's Smile can make Even dead people alive,

Girl's smile can make
Living people die

Moral-U can believe a child
But never a girl

thousands of languages around world

Thousands of languages around this world
but
"smile" can beat them all.
Bcoz
"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak.
So keep smiling.

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.

Boy:U r d second most beautiful girl I've ever seen!

Girl:Who's the first?

Boy:It's YOU When u smile...

Whom I like or admire

Among those
Whom I like or admire
I can find no common denominator
But
Among those
Whom I love
I can ...
All of them make me smile ...

I'm gonna smile

I'm gonna smile
&
Make U think
I'm happy
I'm gonna laugh,
So U don't see me cry
I'm gonna let U go in style
&
Even if it kills me
I'm gonna smile ..

Successful People Always

Successful People Always
Have 2 Things In Their Lips,
Smile & Silence.!
Keep Always
All The Best

U Maybe Tired of many greetings like

U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
and so on . . .

Now here's my simple fresh line

Can U smile 4 me once.:-)

U know what is the largest word in english language

U know what is the largest word in english language.
"SmileS" bcoz there is mile between two "S". (S mile S). So
spread smiles everywhere

May Smile Be There In

May Smile Be There In
The World Forever!

Try To Make An Effort For The Same.
"A Smile Bring More Smiles

So Always Keep Smiling
To Spread Smile To Miles!"

no smile is more

No Smile Is

More Beautiful

Than The One

That Struggles

Through Tears

Every time You Smile At Someone,

Every time You Smile At Someone,

It Is An Action Of Love,

A Gift To That Person,

A Beautiful Thing.

S M I L E

S M I L E

It Is The Key That Fits

The Lock Of

Everybody's Heart.?

If U Worry Abt A Trouble It

If U Worry Abt A Trouble It
Becomes Double But When U Smile At It...
It Disapears Like A Bubble

So Always Smile At Ur Problem

24 SmileS

24 SmileS..

:-)
:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-) :-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)
:-)

For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS

May Divine Pour His blessings on you

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
?Ramadan Mubarak?

Happy Ramadan

I
am
coming
to
ur
house
to
give
u
all
types
of
happiness
success
&
joy
plz
welcome
me
after few
minutes
U
know
I?m
Ur?s?.
*Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.

Welcome Ramadan

Welcome Ramadan Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you?

Wishing you wonderful Ramadan

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds.
Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.

RAMADAN RECIPE

RAMADAN RECIPE
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK

My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

Blessings On You

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires

Sardar ne shok shok mein

Sardar ne shok shok mein roza rakh liya
He askd his son:Vekh, Suraj dooba?
Son:nai g
Again asked:dooba kai?
Son: nai g.
Sardar: Lagda Aey menu le ky hi dubega..

Sardar ne shok shok mein

The Prophet used to perform Itikaf every year
in the month of Ramadan for ten da?
we also have to apply this tradition?.

A Plenty Of Peace And Prosperity

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave yhe gift of Allaha's
Peace,love,joy & good health behind

shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,

May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

ramzaan ka mahina

aap sub ko meri taraf say ramzaan ka mahina mubarak ho.allah mere aur aap sub k gunah muaf farmae!!!
!!!!!!aamin!!!!!!!

ASAR Zayaa na jayegi

ASAR Zayaa na jayegi mehnat namaaz kiee donon jahan kee kaher hai daulat namaaz kee,
dil meyn basa lo doston hasrat namaaz ki, sajde me jakar lootlo rehmat namaaz
HAPPY RAMADAN MUBARAK

Chand se roshan ho Ramzan tumhara

Chand se roshan ho Ramzan tumhara,
ibadath se bhar jaye roza tumhara,
har namaz ho kubool aapki,
bus yehi dua hai qoda se humara,
Advance Ramzan mubarak

Chand se roshan ho

Chand se roshan ho Ramzan tumhara,

ibadath se bhar jaye roza tumhara,

har namaz ho kubool aapki,

bus yehi dua hai qoda se humara,

Advance Ramzan mubarak

Ap Kee Har DUA Ho kabool Kamil

Hon Ap Per RAMZAN Kee Hazaron Barkatain Nazil,
Na Ho DiL Aik Pal Bhee IBAADAT Say Ghaafil,
Ap Kee Har DUA Ho kabool Kamil,
Or Un Duaon Meyn, Main Bhee Hon Shamil?

Aus is banday ko dua main yaad rakho

R-Roza Rakho
A-Allah se daro
M-Masjid ko jao
Z-Zakat banto
A-Amaal ache karo
N-Namaz parho
Aus is banday ko dua main yaad rakho

Ramadan Mubarak!

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
Ramadan Mubarak!

Agar Sehri k Baad

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k

Agar Sehri k Baad

14 Ghantey Gehri Neend So Lia Jaye
Tou

Bhook Aur Pyaas Nahin Lagti .. =P

The Roza Is Touching To Me

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar ?Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy? ki English Kia Hogi

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy

?The Roza Is Touching To Me?.?

Phoolon ko bahar mubarak

Phoolon ko bahar mubarak
Kisano ko khalyan mubarak
Parindo ko Udan mubarak
Chand ko sitaray mubarak
Or Musalmano ko

RAMZAN MUBARAK?]
Of Peace And Prosperity

Enjoy This Meal

Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK

Sehri Mubarak

Ya Rab Is Soe Hoe Insan Ko Jaga De,
Bistar Hai Is Ka Narm Tu Pathar Ka Bana De,
Khatmalon Or Macharon Ki Duty Is Par Laga De,
Jis Ki Hawa Se Wo Madhosh Hai Us Pankhay Ko Tu Jala De,
Or Kuch Nahi To Bas Esay Aek Saza De,
Khowab Mai Esay Koi Is K Jesa Bhoot Dikha De..
Sehri Mubarak.

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.
To Aisa Karen.
.
.
.
.
.
Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.
Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.

2 Zinger Burger

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.
Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi

1 Pao Dahi

Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
Ameen

Zaberdast offer

Zaberdast offer!!
Aik nya zbrdst naya free pakage!
1 neki pr 70 nekian free
1 hrf per 700 nakiyan bilkul free
1 namaz per 70 namazon ka free swab
yaad rakhain ye package 1st ramadan say 30 ramadan tak valid hoga
is offer se zyada se zyada faida hasil karain
or mujhay duaon main yaad rakhain

Hamari Taraf say Iftari

Samosay
Δ Δ Δ Δ Δ Δ

Rooh Afza Ka Jug

'l""l)
l__l

Bananas

) ) ) ) )

Jalebi

@@@@

Pakoray

ΦΦΦΦΦ

Ye lijiye apki phali Aftari,
hamri taraf se.

Pehli Aftari

Samosay
? ? ? ? ? ?

Rooh Afza Ka Jug

'l""l)
l__l

Bananas

) ) ) ) )

Jalebi

@@@@

Pakoray

FFFFF

Ye lijiye apki phali Aftari,
hamri taraf se.

Pahla Kalma Taeyab

Pahla Kalma Taeyab
Taeyab Many Pak
La Ilaha Ilalahu Muhammed dur rasululah
.
.
.
Alhumdulilah


Ramzan Me Ek Or Shaytan Musalman Ho Gaya

2 tarhan k gaandu

Duniya mei 2 tarah k Gaandu hotay hain,
Ek wo jis ne mujhe ye SmS bheja…
Aur
Doosra wo jis ko maine ye SmS bheja

sher da puttar hai

1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.

MARD SMS k badle call krte hein

*LARKI SMS k badle SMS krti hein.
*Khusray SMS k badle KUCH nhi krte hein.
Or
*MARD SMS k badle call krte hein.
Apka taaluq kin mein se hai?

Galileo Sms Street light

Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp.
Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light.
Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?

Say proudly

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey

Yeh Gareen Insaan

O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kanjoos Insaan
O Pathar Dil Insaan
O Khud Gharz Insaan
O Matlabi Insaan
O Bewafa Insaan
?
Is SMS Main Maine Aapko Insaan Kaha Aapko Bura To Nahi Laga?

your lips rocket

Ur Eyes Patakha
Ur Lips Rocket
Ur Ears Chingari
Ur Smile Phuljadi
Ur Style Anar
Ur Personality Bomb
Chal Beta nikal le Koi Teeli na laga dey!

Closeup se fresh karain

Colgate Se Daant Saaf Karen.
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karen.
CloseUp Se Fresh Karen.
Aur
Agar Phir bhi White Na Hon To…
Bina Sharmaye.
HARPIC Use Karen.

Closeup se fresh karain

Colgate Se Daant Saaf Karen.
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karen.
CloseUp Se Fresh Karen.
Aur
Agar Phir bhi White Na Hon To…
Bina Sharmaye.
HARPIC Use Karen.

Suraj na badla

Suraj na Badla
Chand na Badla
Na Badla Ye Aasman
Kitna Badal Gaya Insaan.
(\./)
/.".) "_____— ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; )
    —//    //
Kitna Badal Gaya Tu Meri Jaan.

Love Plus Titanic

Love+ship= Titanic
Dinosaur+Forest= Jurassic Park
Arnold+Gun= Terminator
 U+ur smile= . . The mummy returns…

Koi masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (\./) /.”.) “^—-;”;_ \,,/”( , , ) / \ / \ Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai

Fitay Moun Tera

.*””*.*””*. “*   Dil  ki   *” *Gehrayon* “*…se…*” “*…*” Fitay mo. Ha ha ha ha.

To mitt gaya

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya. Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya. Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya. Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To Heart Attack Ho Gaya. Please Change Your Name.

Wah ray teri tasveer

Tmhari Tasver Banate Hen To Adhori Reh Jati He Wah! Wah! Tmhari Tasver Banate Hen To Adhori Reh Jati He Kabi Seeng Reh Jate Hen To Kabi Ponch Reh Jati hai. \*KØ!!! $HAQ*/

Wah ray teri tasveer

Tmhari Tasver Banate Hen To Adhori Reh Jati He Wah! Wah! Tmhari Tasver Banate Hen To Adhori Reh Jati He Kabi Seeng Reh Jate Hen To Kabi Ponch Reh Jati hai. \*KØ!!! $HAQ*/

Meri har yaad main tum

Meri har yaad me “TUM”ho Meri har soch me “TUM”ho Meri har dua me “TUM”ho meri har aas me “TUM”ho Aur 1″TUM”ho Kuttay ki”DUM”ho Pata nahi kahan”GUM”ho

Pipe line khoolna

NAME: Basnati Churi PASSI0N: Jhaaro Pocha SPECIALIST: Gutter or Pipe Line Kholna Date of Birth: 13/08/75

Nobody misses me

When Nobody Misses Me, When Nobody Cares For Me, When Everyone Ignores Me, Nobody Msg Me,

4 bad habits of dogs

DOG\’s ki 4 buri aadatein.-Haddi mili choosna shuru. -Khambha mila mootna shuru. – Kutiya mili soonghna shuru.- Sms mila padhna shuru…

Jaldi say pharo how

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho… HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha, Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi

Film main kaam karoge?

Pyaray Dost! Film Me Kaam Karoge? Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi Or Apko Goli Mar Degi. Film Ka Naam He, “kutte Ki Mout

Khoobsoorat larki or kutta

(High class insult) larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain larki: ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai Larka: yaqeenan tm larki: to phir is k liye apni behn le aao hamare han watta satta chalta hai.

Agar ap chahtay hain

wazifa) Agr Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak ho jae Ghar Mei Farishty Aen, Ghar Mei Barkat Ho, Ghar Se Preshani Khatam ho jae, To? Plz Aap Ghar Se Nikal Jaen.

Khusra Kya Hota Hy?

Beti . Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy . Or Khusra Kya Hota Hy ? Ammi . Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard Agar Na De To ” Khusra

What the hell would i do this rocket?

Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. GF:Wat the hell wud I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST

Ultimate insult

Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!

Ice cream on date

Jo Larki Date Pe Ek Ice Cream Khanay se Khush Ho jAAye… Wo Us BV se Bohat Behtar Hay Jo Puray Maah ki Salary Le kr bhi khush Na Ho ZUBAIDA APA K TOTKEY

Kutta car kay neechay

Aik Pathan ne raod per khari car k neechay kuttay ko leta hua dekha, To kuttay ko dum se khencha aur kaha: Bahir NIKAL bara AAYa Mechanical engineer..!

Coolest mom of the millennium

Coolest mom of the millennium: GRL: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your “fresh air” to drop you home by 9 pm..!!

aj agr ap ko koi kahe k aap

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap "Khubsoorat" "SMART" or "GENIOUS" Ho To rakh k moun pe thapr dena Or kehna Bad_Tameez! "MUSLIMAAN" APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

Aj Agr Ap ko koi

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap "Khubsoorat" "SMART" or "GENIOUS" Ho To rakh k moun pe thapr dena Or kehna Bad_Tameez! "MUSLIMAAN" APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

larkiyon se dil laga

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U" To Samajh Lena Us Din APRIL-FOOL hY.

a day will come wen

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte Ur Name, Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas, But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

yar ma na suna ha k

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai. Happy april fool day

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Just a friendly reminder

Just a friendly reminder –
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

2 all who celebrate april fool

i m sending this fool msg
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2 All Fools
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.
.
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.
.
who celeBrate
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.
.
.
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”APRIL FOOL”

Open after 2 days

Plz open this
after 2 days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance

Puri Dunya DhonD Lo

USA
('_' )


U.K
( '_')


DUBAI
('_' )


( '_')
KUWAIT


JAPAN
('_' )


( '_')
INDIA


GERMANY
('_' )


Puri Dunya DhonD Lo
MERE Jesa dost nhe milega ;->

Emoti0nal sentence by a friend

Emoti0nal sentence by a friend,,

"The l0ngest distance 0n earth isn't fr0m n0rth t0 s0uth,
it's when I stand infr0nt 0f y0u & y0u ign0re me..!!

when u r alone feel like u need

When U r alone &
feel like U need a
Friend
Always remember
that
...There's some1 else
who also needs a
Friend
So Make him/her
Ur Friend & make
his/her loneliness
go away...
Coz
What U make happen
in other's life... GOD
makes that happen in
Ur life...

Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers

Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

It Is Also Made 4 True Friends.

A True Friend Can Love More Than A Lover!

Fights 4 Friends

Fights 4 Friends,
Joyful trips,
Exam fever,
Suspense of result,
Insufficient Money,
...Parody of teachers,
Bunking classes,
Gossip about affairs,
Carefree laugh,
All time cafe,
This is our Student life....
The best period of the life :

when true friendship blinds

When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,
That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.

this place is no longer

This place is no longer
new to me,

But people! they are
still the same,
...
&

So are my dreams!

I wish,
you will find someone
like yourself,

I will miss you,
my dear friend,

As you are so special
to me, by all means ...

friends r da cutestlovble idiots

Friends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->

friendship is a mercury drop

Friendship is a mercury drop...
If its
dropped...
Impossible to
Recollect...
So
don't drop your friends.!
Stay in touch

3 Khobsorat "Dost" Sirf Aap K Liye

ALLAH created me to B Ur Friend

He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH's choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky :-)

3 Khobsorat

3 Khobsorat "Dost" Sirf Aap K Liye
( ';' )
('')('') ZINDAGI

   .**.
(''( ';' )'')
('') ('') KHUSHI

Or

Or

Or
Kia?
1 Main Bhi To Hon Na.

Khobsorat Dost Sirf Aap K Liye

If You Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.


Just Hug Each Other and Say:



I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..

friends wil b happy everyday

Assalamu'Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can't refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life.!.

Friend
Friendship
First One,
yOu shOuld make.!
SecOnd One,
yOu shOuld kEEp.!

find my hands full of friends

~D e d i c a t e d~


Sumtymz
I find my hands full of Friends
I want to hold 'em tight as I fear losing 'em,
Then I laugh,
When I realize that they are the ones holding me....
Thanks for being there for me...=)

loyal friend is better than a royal friend

Dont try to have friends who
can achieve great heights.

Have a frnd who can hold
when u fall from d greatest height.

"A Loyal friend is better than a Royal friend "

tu sambhal lena yaar

Startz wid
"hi"


Changez to "wassup"

Growz to
"oye pagal"

Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"

Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&

finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd.... =)

the greatest gift is not found

R e m e m b e r !!

The greatest gift
Is not found
In a store nor under a tree,
But
In the hearts of
T R U E
F R I E N D S ... (=

i thought u r very busy

"i thought u r very busy

so dint disturb u"

dis is d main reason behind most broken friendships...

so keep disturbing ur frnds as i did!!!

learnt many things from my friends

I've learnt many things from my Friends

They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity

They gave me money when I'm empty in college cantene

They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I'm leaving them

They love me
They care me

n

I love them too....

But still I've a complaint

Stil They don't teach me 1 thing

n

You know what?

.
.

They don't teach me

.
.
.

How to live without them

Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=

FRIENDS r Like The Pillars On A Porch

FRIENDS r Like The Pillars On A Porch
Sometimes They Hold You Up
Sometimes They Lean On You
&
Sometimes Its Just Enuf To Know That They r Standing By (:

crying tears n laughing smiles

Many ppl give U
"Crying Tears n Laughing Smiles"
But
Dere r few ppl who give U "Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles"
Those very few r called
"REAL FRIENDS" (:

for all my belovd frndz

Love makes u realize how wonderful d world is but its a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful you are to d world.

For all my belovd frndz (:

for my friends

For My Friends

You All r My
Strength, My Power,
My Belief, My
Imagination, My
Commitment

Above all, You All r
The Back Bone Of My
Life & I m Proud That
You r A Part Of It ... :)

friendship doesn shine

A friendship doesn't
shine by shaking
hands in the best times
But
It blossoms by holding
the hands firmly in
critical times ...
Indeed, True friendship
doesn't require religion,
cast or culture similarity
But
Infact need a lot of
understanding blended
with extreme care, respect
and sacrifice .. (-,=)

who is a true and great friend?

WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?



















OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A fRiEnD wHeN LoVeR Is in ThE LiNe.

im not shakespear 2 write about u

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I'm Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I'm Always With U.

lifes most deepest feelings

Life's Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)

people come to you

P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,

For What
Y O U
Have .... !!

But .......

F R I E N D S
Come To
Y O U

For What
Y O U
Are ... !! (",)

walk lightly into our lives

F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Walk Lightly Into Our
Lives
And
Slowly Into Our Mind
At 1st We Never Care
Who They r...
Later We Don't Know
Who We r Without
Them ... (=

Friendship is a Sun

Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !

20 years of friendship

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That's how we are here...!! (:

friendship is a lifelong incurable disease

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You've Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don't Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=

Good Luck!

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you[your wish]

Soft Speech clean heart

Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God"s Love
Alway Makes you winner BEST OF LUCK

Meaning of some

Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate,
red for love and pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange FlowerWish u goodluck

Good Luck!

 wish a wish for uIts a wish I wish for fewThe wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u GOOD LUCK

Genuine success

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it
Good Luck

To accomplish

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe Best wishes for your exam

All you need

All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure Good luck

The candle of hope

The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don"t loose it Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your handsGood Luck to U

Every bad situation

Every bad situation will have something positiveEven a stopped Clock is correct twice a dayThink of this  lead ur lifeGood LUCK

Soft Speech

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God"s Love Alway Makes you winner

Rain of summer

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smileMay God suceed u in every exams of ur life Good luck  God bless u

Every sunset gives us

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best Good Day
GuD LuCk!

A sweeter smile,

A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow
May ALLAH be with you always

Good Luck

A successful man

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him Good Luck!

God give u

May God stay with u this day

Give u peace of mind

May God give u a happy heart

His love all the time Good luck

Every sunset gives us

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best
Good Day  Good Luck!

Patience Silence Are Powerful Energies

Patience  Silence Are Powerful Energies
Patience Makes You Mentally Strong
Silence Makes You Emotionally Strong
Have A Strong  Healthy Life!

Make you feel Healthier and Happier

Heard that you”re not feeling well
So brought flowers for you to
Make you feel Healthier and Happier
Get Well Soon!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Habbit of forgiving…

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?

Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

If my tomorrow never comes, I’m sorry

If My tomorrow never comes
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..

I have made some mistakes, they rest in past

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

SORRY Means

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..

Bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.


Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana
.

They say that the camera can

They say that the camera can
capture your soul - and if
someone owns your
photograph, they
dwell in you.
...
I think the reason I treasure
that wallet sized glossy is
because; what they
say is true.

When I�m alone, I can take it
out, stare at it ... and get
lost in you.

Masoom muneeb or mughees

Masoom muneeb or mughees

insaaf k haqdar hain.

Jo shahadat pe unki fakhar krein ge

wo Jannat k sardar hain.

Dedicated 2 Mughees and Muneeb

Two Difficult Things To Say In Life:

Two Difficult Things To Say In Life:

1. Hello 4 The First Time 2 Unknown Person!

2. Good Bye 4 D Last Time 2 Whom We Really Love D Most..!

A man's life goes in

A man's life goes in
hair cut and shave only
Babies don't have hair
...Old men's head r just
as bear
Between d cradle n d grave
Dere lies a haircut n a shave :)

Difference b/w

Difference b/w
Childhood n Adolescence

Earlier-Pretended 2 Cry whn
sleepy, 2 atrct Mom's atention
...
Now-Pretended 2 b Asleep whn
actualy Crying quietly ...

Broken Hearted Girls

Broken Hearted Girls
r like the QUEEN in the
game of Chess. . .
No matter
How difficult the game
...is . . .
The Queen always have
the DEADLIEST MOVES ... !

Always Be Good With The Good

Always Be Good With The Good

But Never Be Bad With The Bad..


bc0z You Can't Wash Blood With the Blood..!

If A Person Wins

If A Person Wins
Without Any Trouble
That's Just A
VICTORY...
...But
If One Wins With
Lots Of Troubles
That Creates A
HISTORY ...

END" is not end . . .

"END" is not end . . .
In fact "E.N.D" is
"Effort . Never . Dies". . .

"NO" is not denial . . .
..."N.O" is "Next Opportunity". . .

Be Optimistic ! ! ! =)

View A Negative

View A Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
At A Photo Negative.
...A Single Negative
Can Create An
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !

Most optimistic line i have ever come across

Most optimistic line i have ever come across.

"I know i'm the boy of her dreams,

Its just that she hasn't started dreaming yet"

LIFE Is The Art Of DRAWING Without Eraser

Most optimistic line i have ever come across.

"I know i'm the boy of her dreams,

Its just that she hasn't started dreaming yet"

Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter

Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter.

Waiter: Sir, yesterdy ur son gav 50$ tip & u gave only 5$?
Billgates: He is the son of Millionaire,
i m the son of farmer.

M o n e y D o e s

 o n e y
D o e s
N o t
S p e a k
B u t
I t s
A b s e n c e
S c r e a m s . . . =P ;)

One Of The Sad Fact

One Of The Sad Fact
Of Life . . .

"It's Tough When
Someone Special Begins
To Ignore You,
But
It's Even Tougher To
Pretend That You Don't
Mind . . . "

a good apology has 3 parts

A Good Apology Has 3 Parts!
1) I'm Sorry
2) It's My Fault
&
3) What Can I Do To Make It Right.

But,Most Of The People Misses The 3rd Part.

maafi mangnay ka ye matlab

MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab hargiz nahi hota hai.

K

Aap Ghalat Ho.

Balke

Iska Matlab Hai k

Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Anaa se Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hain.

im not supposed to love you

I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do...
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
I'm in love with you.?

sorry baby

There Is A

[L.O.V.E]

That Could Fall

D/O/W/N

Like

R*A*I*N.

Let Forgiveness Wash Away The

((Pain))

If You Ask Me How Many Times

If You Ask Me How Many Times

My Heart Has Been Broken,

Then I Ask You To Look Up

At The Sky One Night,

And Count The Stars.

4give You Again ???

4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabing Me In The Back??
No I Wont 4give You ,

Not This Time

g o o d b y e

G O O D B Y E


Is

Easier

Then

Admitting

I

Was

W r o n g.

g o o d b y e

G O O D B Y E


Is

Easier

Then

Admitting

I

Was

W r o n g.

Forgive Sounds Good

Forgive Sounds Good
Forget Im Not Sure I Could
They Say Time Heals Everything
But Im Still Waiting

Sorry May Have Become

Sorry May Have Become

"Just Another Word",


But With

T E A R S

It Means The World.

An anniversary but not wedding

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

Wish you a super duper happy birthday

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

Some words of wisdom on ur birthday

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day

Some words of wisdom on ur birthday

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day

Finest things in life always come ur way

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday

May life lead you 2 great happiness

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

Wishing your flowers may bloom for year

Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.
MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

i am so lucky to have u

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

Some things r left undone

Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,

happy birth day to u!

if kisses were rain id send u showers

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

Your birthday be perfect for you!

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

May every star of ever night

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true,
May every star of ever night,
Bring love-n-joy 2 you,
Happy birthday 2 uu

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

Hey,u r 1 year older now

Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

In soft gleaming of stars….

In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….

Birthdays are 4 fun

Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.

Happy birthday 2 u

Happy birthday 2 u,
happy birthday 2 u!
u were born in d zoo’
u were born in d zoo’ with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats looks just like u!

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

Fly in the plane of ambition

Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.

Today is your day

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

belated happy b’day

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U

live your life

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)

One day sky was crying

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

VERY SPECIAL DAY

HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU

I know its your birthday 2day

I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

when you never look any older?

How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)

Flying papers, multi colours of balloon

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Nanand Ka Bhai

Dimag H To Jawab Dena,
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka
Kaun?
Its ??.

Challange For You.

?A? ki Biwi ?B?,
?B? ki Bhabhi ?C?,
?C? ki beti ?V?,
?V? ka dada ?G?
?G? ki biwi ?K?,
?K? ki beti ?T?,
To batao ?A? or ?T?
ka kya rishta ha ???


Answer= Husband & Wife

Challange For You

Challange For You.
Fill in the Blanks Lekin Yaad Rahy
Dono Sawalon ka Jawab Eik Hi Hona Chahiye.

1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni?
2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya?
Qameez ka _____ nahi tha,
Gosht ____ nahi tha.

1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya?
2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda?
Parda ____ nahi tha,
Murga ____ nahi tha.

1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya?
2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi?
Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi,
Kahani ____ Nahi thi.

Reply Fast.


Answers:
1.Gala
2.Kata
3.Poori

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key

Are You Genius

Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye

Pakistan Ka A?sa City Jis

Pakistan Ka A?sa City Jis

Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt

15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain


Answer : Pak Patan Shareef

Iss Ques Ka Ans Btaho

Iss Ques Ka Ans Btaho
QUES?
Wo Khon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Painko To Nahi Tootti,
Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.

Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do

Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do
Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?
Baap Apna Naam Wapis Laita Hai Bcoz Wife Husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?


Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.

Some common questions

Some common questions

1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?

2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?

3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?

4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?

5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?

answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha

sab ko send karo but reply me first

Dosti ka sara kaam mujhe he karna parta

Uuffoohh!!
Dosti ka sara kaam mujhe he karna parta hai

Love bhi

Miss bhi

Care bhi

Sms bhi

Chalo ab eik kaam aap bhi kar do. . .

Eik sweet see smile pas kar do. . .
Ta'kay hamari

Morning
Very Very Good Ho jae . ;->

FoRgEt ThE sOrRoWz

FoRgEt ThE sOrRoWz
LiKe NeW sUn ShInE,
aLwAyZ fEeL gOoD aBoUt
YoUrSeLf No Ma88eR
wHaT sIzE yOu ArE .. !!

G o_O d
MoRnInG

HaVe A LoVe fIlLeD dAy (:

Accept The Things

Accept The Things
To Which Fate Binds
You
And
Love The People
With Whom Fate
Brings You Together
But
Do So With All Your
Heart

G o.O d
Morning

Stay Blessed (:

As d Sun Kisses U

As d Sun Kisses U
Awake
Did U Hear GOD Whisper
"I Love U" 2 Ur Ear ?
Hop d Noise Of d Day
Won't Drown HIS Voice
As HE Repeats Dese
Words 2 U All Day
Gud A.M

d o n t w a i t

D o n ' t
W a i t
T o
B e
H a p p y
T o
L a u g h ...

Y o u
M a y
D i e
A n d
N e v e r
H a v e
L a u g h e d ... (:

G o_O d
M o r n i n g

Why Wish For

Why Wish For
The Privilege Of Living
Your Past Left Again ??
You Can Begin A New
One Every Morning ...

The candle of hope is

The candle of hope is
the source of light for
success in life so
don't loose
Failures try to blow it
out but try to guard it
with both your hands

Good A.M :)

One Day Your Life

One Day
Your Life
Will Flash
Before
Your Eyes ...
Make Sure
Its Worth
Watching ...

g O_o D
m O r N i N g .. (:

HoPe Is ImPoRtAnT

HoPe Is ImPoRtAnT
CoZ
It CaN mAkE tHe
PrEsEnT MoMeNtS
LeSs DiFfIcUlT tO bEaR
If We BeLiEvE tHaT
2MoRoW wIlL bE bEtTeR
We CaN bEaR
A hArDsHiP tOdAy

GUD A.M (:

Lyf Is A Book

Lyf Is A Book
V All Read It

Love Is A Blessing
V All Need It

Always B Happy
Always Hve Smile

Remembr In Diz World

V r Just For A While !!

Gud A.M (:

Sbha Ka Hr Pal Zindagi

Sbha Ka Hr Pal Zindagi
De Aapko

Din Ka Hr Lmha Khushi
De Aapko

Jahan Gham Ki Hawa
Chuu k B Na Guzry

KHUDA Wo JANNAT Si
Zameen De Aapko

Aamin

G o_O d
Morning

Each Morning Sees

Each Morning Sees
Some Task Begin
Each Evening Sees It
Close
Something Attempted,
Something Done
Has Earned A Nights
Repose ...

G o_O d
M o r n i n g

If You Share Joys,

Each Morning Sees
Some Task Begin
Each Evening Sees It
Close
Something Attempted,
Something Done
Has Earned A Nights
Repose ...

G o_O d
M o r n i n g

Wo SUBHA Ka Sukoon

Wo SUBHA Ka Sukoon

Wo PAANI Ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN Ki KHUSHBU

Wo DHULEY Huey Chehre
Ki Khoobsurati

Aap Kia Jaano


Ye Tou Srf Muu Dhone
Wale Hi Jante Hy ;->

Gud A.M

I Sent Angels To Ur

I Sent Angels To Ur
Bed To Wake You Up
And
Asked Them To
Surround Ur Heart
With Love
Touch Ur Face With
A Rose
And
Wish U A Very
Happy Morning ...o_O

True Wealth Is Not A

True Wealth Is Not A
Matter Of bank
Accounts And Assets
It's In The Values We
Live And Share As
Well As The Person
We Keep In Touch
With & Care

Gud Morning (:

eVeRy SuNrIsE gIvEs

EvErY sUnSeT gIvEs
Us OnE dAy LeSs To
LiVe !!

BuT

eVeRy SuNrIsE gIvEs
Us,
OnE mOrE dAy To
HoPe !!

So HoPe FoR tHe
BeSt ... !!

GoOd MorNiNg
&
GoOd LuCk ... :}

If You Don't Start Out

If You Don't Start Out
The Day With A Smile,
It Is Not Too Late To
Start Practicing For
Tomorrow ...

G^o^o^d
M^o^r^n^i^n^g

Have A Shiny
&
Smiley Day ... (:

salam ye humari s

Salam
Ye
Humari
Subha Savery
Sms
Srvce
Hy,
Is
Me
Hum Sotey
Huey
Logo'n
Ko
Sms
Kr
k
Jagaty
Hyn
Aur
Un
k
Jaag
Jany
k
Baad
Hum
Khud
So
Jaty
Hyn

Gud Morning ;->

Four Steps To Attain

Four Steps To Attain
SUCCESS !!!

First - THINK

Second - BELIEVE

Third - DREAM

Fourth - DARE ...

Good Morning
&
Stay Blessed :)

Ur Vision 'll

Ur Vision 'll

> B'cum Clear
Only

When U Can
Look Into


Ur Own Heart,

(," Who Looks Outside

Dreams,

,") Who Looks Inside,

>Awakes<

Good Morning (:

D Rising Sun

D Rising Sun
Its Age Iz Old
Yt Alwys New &
Inspiring
Lightng Up d Wrld
Touchng Us Wid Soft
Lovng Warm Rays
Let Its Energy Flow
Through U
As U Embrace A New
Day :)

These Are Just

These Are Just
18 Letters
Yet
They Mean So Much
When
Warmly Sent
just To
Keep In Touch

"T a k e
C a r e
O f
Y o u r s e l f"

Good morning

God unfolds each day like

God unfolds each day like the petals of a rose, each gentle touch a beauty to behold.
Hope each of your moments today be so held with His tender loving care.

Have A Blessed Day (:

G_od
O_ffers Us
O_utstanding
D_evotion

M_ake Us
O_bidient &
R_eady For
N_ew Day 2
I_nitiate
N_ew Aim For The
G_lory Of Life

Have A Blessed Day (:

Todays Weather

GoOd MoRnInG

Todays Weather
4cast...

It wud b cloudy if U
frown
Rainy if U cry
Clear if U r Happy
Sunny & Pleasnt if U
Smile
&
Stormy if U Sing ... ;->

In A Cool-Cool Morning

In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee...
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.

Little Keys Open

Little Keys Open
Big Locks
Simple Words Reflect
Great Thought
Your Smile Can Cure
Heart Blocks
So Keep On Smiling
It Rocks \oo/

Good Morning (:

Raat Pe Sawera Chaa

Life Is Like
Mathematics ...
[+] Add Friends

[-] Subtract Enemies

[*] Multiply Joys

[/] Divide Sorrows
Good Morning ...
Have A Blessed Day <-:

LiFe Is LiKe A

LiFe Is LiKe A
cHoCoLaTe BoX ..

EaCh ChOcOlAtE iS lIkE
a PoRtIoN oF lIfE ..

SoMe ArE cRuNcHy
SoMe ArE nUtTy
SoMe ArE sOfT

bUt

AlL aRe DELICIOUS
gOoD mOrNiNg (:

Be the sky above you

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

“Get Well Soon”

If u stay sick

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

Send sms to lover

??Lrki ne apne lover ko sms kia Agr so rhe ho to mjhe apne spny bhejo
Jag rhe ho to yaden bhjo
Ro rhe ho to ansu bhjo Lover ne jwab dia Poti kr rha hun bheju.

Nescafe ka ad

3 Behnon ki ek sath shadi hui, aur teeno apne apne husband ke sath Honeymoon per gayi,

Pehli behen ne apni Maa ko SmS kiya “NESCAFE”

Maa ne NESCAFE ka Add dekha aur khush hui,

Add tha “Good to the Last drop”

Doosri ne SmS kiya “Benson & Hedges”

Maa ne Add Dekha aur khush hui,

Add tha “King size extra long”

Teesri ne SmS kiya “British Airways”
Maa Add dekh kar ghabra gayi, Add tha 3 times daily, 7 days a week, both ways

Waste of engergy

Topic: “M*UTH”
‘M*uth’ is the branch of s*ex that deals with the study of boys and their imaginary relationship with girls..
In this case a lot of energy is being wasted in a short interval of time
To calculate loss of energy we use the formula:
1 m*uth = loss of energy gained in 10 days from 10 bananas per day.
So, avoid further m*uths
For all my m*uthal friends…
A Public msg from “M.C.A”
*M*utH Control*
(Association)

I am not a terrorist my name is Khan

Bacho ka Dushman S*EX ki Dukan
I m Pathan
Na ph*udi ki Arzu na M*am’mo pe Dehan
I m Pathan
12 se 18 Saal k Bachy mujse Preshan
I m Pathan
Meri Pasand Bagair Baalo Wali G*and
I m Pathan
Msg Parh k M*arwanay Ka Dil kry To Kabhi Aana Wazeeristan
I m Pathan
I am not a terrorist MY NAME IS KHAN
I m Pathan..,

Teray neechay kia hai?

2 Larkiyan Naha Rahi Thi
Aik Boli:Tere Niche Bal Nhi Hai
Dusri Hnsi aur Boli
Pagli Jis Road Per Trafic ziada Chalta Ho Us Road Pr Ghas nahi ugti.(

Sardar apnay susar say

Sardar Apnay Susar Say
Apki Beti Mjhay s*x Nahi Karnay Deti
Susar :
Putar Ae Te Nasib Nasib Di Gal Ay,
Ethay Ty Kisay Nu Na Nai C Kardi,,,

Meray sirf 2 hee hain

Arz Kiya Hy
meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay,
Wah Wah wah
meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
yar choos k bata meethay hain ya khattay?

Aj raat 4 larkian aa rahi hain

Boy medical store pe:
VI*AGRA extra doz dena
aj rat 3 larkiyan arahi hen
Next day:
Boy: ek ‘IODEX’ dena
Cemist: kis lye?
boy:mre hath k liye,Lrkiyan nahi aen;->

Sokhay se hont

Rat k 1 baje

Ek admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gya.

usey bed pe litaya

phr
kamre ki light bujha di

b.v k pas gya

or

so gya

Sorry me gande msg nai bhejta

Wah ray teri jawani

Sokhay se hont
Thnda sa pani
Wah ray sardi teri khani
Chotay se t*atton me l*ulli chupani
Wah ray sardi teri khani
Rui wale brazer
me dodh ki rawani
Wah ray sardi teri khani
Kamblo me chup
chup kar m*uthen lgani
Wah ray sardi teri kahani
“Happy sardi”
2 all my tharki yaro..!!

Har bar tora hai uss nay dill ko

Har bar tora hay usne meri umeed ko mere khaloos ko. “dost”
Hum phir b shikwa nahi krty k gando hy shayd smjh jaye

Tu dost hai mera

Tu dost hai mera tujh pe jan waarDunga
magar zyada uchlay ga to TERI g*and marDonga,
tu dikhta hai acha
tu likhta hai acha
tu parhta hai acha
tu larta hai
acha
tujh se jo panga le ga us ki pharDunga,
magar zayda uchlay ga to teri gand marDunga
tu mang le jan
tu mang le aan
larki ka number ho
ya randi ki gand,
tere lye sab tere dar pe utarDunga
magar zyada uchlay ga to teri g*and maar dunga…:-)

Kitni chahat se likha tha tera name dewaron pe

Kitni chahat se likha tha tera name dewaron pe
.
.
Beghairt bachon ne aage gando likh dya!
<(‘.’) /”/> hun dass
_/”/_ yar main ki karan.

You spend your whole life

The path that leads

The path that leads to happiness is so narrow that two can not walk on it unless they become one.

All people have fears

All people have fears, but the brave put down their fears and go forward, sometimes to death, but always to victory.

Success is like tip of the tail

Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....

Erasers are for people

Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.

Life doesn̢۪t provide

Life doesn’t provide Warranties & Guarantees…
it only provides possibilities & opportunities
for those who dare to make best use of it!

Whenever u want

Whenever u want
to know how rich u r?
Don̢۪t count ur money!
just drop a tear &
look around at the
number of hands that
reach out to wipe your tears

When GOD takes away

When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He’s punishing u…
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!

Speak less to people

Speak less to people whom u love most,
Because if they cant understand ur silence,
They can never understand your words

Never miss an opportunity

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy,
even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.

When you lose

When you lose, don"t lose the lesson.

Luck is like lift

Luck is like lift and hard work is like stair...
Lift may be fail but stair are sure to take you to the TOP.

I played to win

I played to win but never did.
I played to play and never lost.

Feel the difference.

Don"t Think

Don"t Think About The Materials Things,
Peoples Loves The Way you Behave Them.

Don"t see others

Don"t see others doing better than you..
Beat your own records everyday..
B"coz success is a fight between
YOU
&
YOURSELF.

Mistakes are painful

People are not beautiful..

what is true love

Once IN a Seminar, A Question WAS Asked...!

What is True Love?

Appreciated Answer WAS

"Only ALLAH & A Mother Knows The Exact Answer".

girl dresses up trying to luk as pretty

A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn't want that Or
did she ? ?

THINK

Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn't
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...

third person never creates misunderstanding

Third person never creates any Mis-understanding
between two peoples.......

But....

Mis-understanding Between two people creates space for third person

just because my eyes do not show tears

This SMS Is The Best To Describe Me

Just because my eyes do not show tears,
doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry n i don't get hurt.
.
.
.
.
Just because I come out strong, doesn't mean there is nothing wrong.
.
.
.
.
Often I choose to pretend that i'm happy.
.
.
.
.
So I don't have to explain myself to people who'll never understand.
.
.
.
.
Smiling has always been easier than explaining y i'm sad...!

ah into the chemistry of life

Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He'll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.

they say as long as

They Say
As Long As
At Least 1 Person
Cares For U,
Life Isn't A Waste
So Whn Things Go
Terribly Wrong
U Feel Like Giving Up
Please Remember
U Still Got Me . . .(:

lovable lines ever said

Most lovable lines ever said:

"Heaven must be really small,

because i can see it in my Mom's eyes."

history remembers

History
Remembers
Only
Two
Colors

'RED'
"THe blood of martyers"

AND

'BLack'

"the ink of scholar"

mujhe allah pe to yakeen

Mujhe Allah pe to yakeen hai
k wo meri dua zror Qabul farmaye ga

but

mujhe khud pe yakin nahi
k main Qabuliat k la'aiq hoon b ya nahi..??

insani jism ki ragein

Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain..

Dunya Ka Bare Se Bara Pump Bhi 7,000 ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai..

Lekin..

ALLAH PAK Ne Chota Sa DIL Laga Diya Jo Poore Jism Ki 72,000 Ragon Ko Khoon Supply Kerta Hai..

Wo Bhi Non Stop..

SUBHAN'ALLAH

Plz Fwd This Precious Information..

JAZAK'ALLAH

a good daughter says 2 her lover

A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..
Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.
Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..
Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..
Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..
Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..
Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..
To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..
K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,
sirf hum tum hi to nhi..
Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..
Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho... :)

hamesha yaad rakh0

"HameSha yAAd rAkh0"

kaY

RiShtAy KhooN K NAhi HotAy,

RiShtAy EhSAS K HotAy HAiN'
AGAr EhSAS Ho To AJNAbi B ApNe,

AGAr EhSAS NA Ho To ApNe B AJNAbi...

madad kyun maangte ho

Madad Kyun Maangte Ho Auron k Darbar Se,
Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se.


Ek ALLAH MADAD'GAAR,
BAQI SB TALAB'GAAR.

if sum1 really waits 4u

If Sum1 really waits 4u,

It doesn't mean he has nothing else 2do,

Its just mean dat nothing else is More
important Than u in dis world!

Cutest Story Ever

Cutest Story Ever"
Kid:Mom i love u more thn u love me
mom:how can u prove this my son
kid:becuz u have 2 son and i have only 1 mom!!
:-)so sweet :-)

Khud B Hum Bhool Gaye

Be-Rukhi Tu Ne B Ki Uzzar-e-Zamana Kr K
Hm B Mehfil Se Uth Aaye Hain Bahana Kr K
Kitni Baatain Thi Na Kehna Thi Keh Bheji Hain
Ab Pashemaan Hain Qaasid Ko Rawana Kr K
Kya Kahen Kya Hy Un Aankhon Mein K Rakh kr Deti Hain hmen
Ek Achy Bhaly Insaan Ko Deewana Kr K
Koi Weerana-e-Hasti Ki Khabr Kya Lata
Khud B Hm Bhool Gaye Dafan Khazana Kr K
Wo Agr Aankhon Mein Rehta To Hm Khush Thy
Us Ne Kia Zulam Dil Mein Thikana Kr K??

Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha

Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha,
kiya karun?
.
.
.
.
.
Father: Beta us se shadi kr le,
Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena

Sirf zuban se kia hua wada nhi hota

Sirf zuban se kia hua wada nhi hota

Bar bar izahaar se pyar zyada nhi hota

Muje jaanna hy to mere rooh me sama jao

Sirf kinary se samandar ka andaza nahi hota

Ye fekar or khayal tu apny he hy

Ye jaly huwy dagh dil par apny he hy.
Ye fekar or khayal tu apny he hy.
Agar mehfel muhabat ka naseeb na huwa.
Ujry muhabat k dewar tu apny he hy.
Ly lo yar sari khushi tumhari huwi.
Ye tu shukar hy gham tu apny hy.

Mere dil men mohabt bohat thi

¤Mere dil men mohabt bohat thi,

Magar phir b usko shikayt bohat thi,

Mera dard khulta bhi kiyun kisi par,

Mujhe muskrane ki aadt bohat thi

Tum Subha Or Tum Shaam Ki Tarha

Tum Subha Or Tum Shaam Ki Tarha..

Tum Khushiyon K Peghaam Ki Tarha..

Tum Ko Hum Ne Kab Bhulaya Hai Aey DOST..!

Tum Yaad Rehte Ho Muje Mere Naam Ki Tarha.

Without Love -- dayz are

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday.. so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Keep in touch

Time will always fly,
but our love will never die.
Keep in touch and remeber me

When time comes for u

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart

write the bricks

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,
so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world..

Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye

Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye
pehle phool the abk khak ho gaye,

jab se dekha hai tumhare hasin chehre ko,
hum bhi tumhari chahat k talabgar ho gaye.

Miss You

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
LOVE YOU!

You are so special to me

You are so special to me,
you’re my joy, my love, and my life.
Living without you will tear me apart
cause you make my life worth living

Guzar jaienge tumhare wo pal achay

Guzar jaienge tumhare wo pal achay
Jinhin hum intzar aur tum waqt kehty ho
Kya pata tum kab bhol jao ye mohabat
Jise hum zindagi aur tum aik Lafz kehty ho.

Meri ankhoun kay naye khawab

Meri ankhon ko naye khawab dikhane aaye,

Phir se jugnu mere kamre ko sjane aaye,

Ek mudat se mere dil mein yehi khwahish hai.

Teri khushbu meri sanson mein smane aaye.

Tu kisi roz mere naam ka aanchal orrhe,

Tu kisi roz mera sath nibhane aaye.

Aao tameer krein piyar ka ik taaj mehal,

Is se pehle k hame hijar rulane aaye.

Beith jata hun main her roz sr_e_rahguzr,

Jane kis lamhe koi mujh ko manane aaye,!

Aqeedat or hoti hy Murawat or hoti hy

Hindi Love sms messages

Aqeedat or hoti hy Murawat or hoti hy,

Muhabat jis ko kehty hain wo Naimat or hoti hy,

Qayamat khezz Manzar jo Hazaron hum ny Dekhy hain,

Jo Dil pay Toot’ti hai wo Qayamat or hoti hy,

Mahino bad Milnay ki khushi apni Jaga ‘MOHSIN’

Wo Zalim jab Bichrta hai to Halat or hoti hy

“Kisi Ki Ratain” ‘Tum Bin’

Kahin Wo Milay To Usay Kehna, ~¤>K Lot Ao<¤~ “Lot Ao”
K”"
“Koi Shiddat Say” “Bari Muddat Sy” “Bari Muhabbat” Say ‘Tumhara’ Intizar Kr Raha Hai”" ~¤>Lot Ao<¤~K”"
“Kisi Ki Batain”
“Kisi Ki Yadain”
“Kisi Ki Ratain” ‘Tum Bin’
“Bht”
‘Adhuri Hain’
“^Lot Ao^”
K Koi Tum
Bin “Pal Pal”
“Har Pal”
“Har Aj”
Or”"
“Har Kal”
Bht”"
‘Tanha Hai’
~¤>Lot Ao<¤~
K”"”Tumhary Door Hony Say”
“Kisi Ki Ankhon Mein Nami”
Or”"
“Zindagi Mein Kami Hai”
“Kahin Mily To Usay” Kehna K
“Lot Ao”
Bas”"
“AB LOT AO”

Teray bad humien khud pe b eitabar nahi

Tum ne pucha ha chalo tum ko bata detay han,
Jo hum par guzri ha tum ko b suna detay han,
Teray bad humien khud pe b eitabar nahi,
Lafz likhtay han likh kar mita detay han,
Nami aankho mien liye logon se kabi hans lain,
Tu aesa lagta ha k khud ko saza detay han,
Teri yaad se ek pal b ghafil na rahay,
Yun hi dil k bahhal jane ko bhola detay han
Hum ne hans k tery 7th guzare thay kabi
Yaad atay han jo wo pal tu rula dety hain..:-*

dost keevén Päyi dä?

Löki Püchdéy dost dä Pyär keevén Päyi dä?

“Dil” Häth té rakh k dost Nääl läg Jäyi dä,

“Zäkhmään” nü Chüpä k dost nü Häsäyi dä ,

Ghält hövéy “dost” te Pyär nääl Sämjhäi dä,

Rüs Jävé dost te “Jind-Jän” nääl Mänäi dä

Enä Pyär “dost” nääl Päyi dä

k jé Räbb Bülävé dost nü

tä “AAp” Tür Jäyidä.

Punjabi song in english version

Japhi kuut kay jay pawain eik waar gujra,
Sari zindge rahwaan ge tabedaar gujra…

Latest virsion of this song:

If u hug me very very tightly gujar,
I shall be very thankful to you for this act of kindness…

Agar Computer windows

Agar Computer windows
PUNJABI main hoti tu
Send=sutto
Insert=pao
Download=thale lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Naso
Search=Labo
Alt ctl del= syapaa hi mukao…

Sardar di fight

Sardar:kl menu 9 aadmian ne kutia.
Pandit:fer tu kuj nai kita?
Sardar:mai keha himmat hy te kallay kallay aao.
Pandit:fer.?
Srdar:fer sarian ne wari wari kutia

BiBi tung galay paya kar

1 aorat 1 bazurg k
paon choo kr boli
BaBa g,
koi changi mat deo,
Baba:
BiBi tung galay paya kar,
khula gala vekh k tay
babay di apni mat
waj jandi Ay…

Once there was a crow

Thirsty Crow
Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pahn ji kainda c o,
. . . .
MORAL:
Kisey de dhee pahn nu na cherro

4 Cheezaan

4 Cheezaan Jinna da koi jorr nai.
1. Neendar Phattay d..
2. Jawani Kattay d..
3. Kamaai Sattay d..
Te
4. Khurak Tattay d….!

Anni da bacha

Hum to bethe thy darya k kinary teri yaad bhulane k liye..
pata nai kera anni da bacha pichon takka de gaya.

Punjabi Shayari yaad tenu karke

Tteriyan ehna gunjla vich razz hai koi,
jo dikhda nahi par benkab hai koi,
roz tarsiyan ne akhan tere didar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu rona vi pya hai tere pyar vich….
yadd tenu karke ni,
tere piche mar ke ni,
kai vaar tan chehre utre hath dhar ke ni,
roj har har ke ni,
sona pya hai tere pyar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich….
socha sochde nu ahh din aa chaliya,
tera pyar adiyeahh ki din dikha chaliya,
dine tan ki rattan nu vi jagga chaliya,
ehh keho jehi zindagi ho gyi hai meri,
pher vi jeenda aa reha hann teri bebfai beshumar vich,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich….

Faraz kehnda ay

Lao fer
Faraz  Kehnda A:
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Main Addhi Raati Naha Betha,
Gall Aap Seyaappa Paa Betha,
Saban Mall K Hatha Tay,
Paani Daa Doonga Gawwa Betha.
Main Akhiyaan Tey Saban Mall K,
Balldey Balb Nu Hath Paa Betha.
Main Khurray Day Wich Ennj Digga,
K Mathay Te Satt Lawa Betha.
Tooti Wajji Moun De Wich,
Nasaan Vi Panwa Betha.
Ki Dassaan Main Nahaande Nahaande,FARAZ
14 Taankey Lawwa Betha…?

Kita catch ohne mera

Aj ishq de tournament
ander
Main pyaar de final
haar gya
Hui husan di batting
taiz bari
Hr chakka boundry
toon paar gya
Mera dilbar guglian
bollan wich menu pyar
da bouncer maar gya
Kita catch ohne mera
dil yaaro
Main jitya match v
haar gya … ;->

Tut janday

e tut jandey.,
Koi mul ni jug te rishtyan da.,
Aiy chut-de chut-de chut jandey.,
KADI payar ni mukda Dilaan vichon.,
SAAH muk-de muk-de muk jandy.!

Teray bachpan da dukh

tere bichdan da dukh asi seh nahi sakde,
bhri mehfil vich kuj keh nahi sakde,
sade digde hanju chak ke dekh oo vi
kehnde ne asi tere din reh nahi sakde.

Teacher day saamney

NEW REMIX OV AMPLIFIER* KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu mein laawa, speed mein 220 di likhaan, teacher de saamney mein nai rukda, em a night WRITER

Body and soul

My body and soul is very thirsty, O my moon by your love…, Samajh ayi…? Nahi, Le fair samjh Mera tan man pyaasa Channa ve tere pyaar da

Kehtay hain kay ishaq..

Kehte hain k “ISHQ” me neeNd urr jati he.. € Dosto€ koi hmse bhi to “ISHQ” kre kambakht subah aNkh he Nhi khuldi. Rooz galan peindian ne. . .

Gujjar teray liay

Gujjar: Mai tmhare lye sb chor du ga Girl:Ami,Abu? Gujjar:han Girl:Apne dost? Gujjar:han Girl:apni majjan v? Gujjar:O ja Baji ghar ja,tera pio pareshan hoey ga.

Pent shirt pa kay

Pent shirt pa k jadon me tayar hunda Phar k mobile jadon yama te sawar hunda Wekh de ne loki char k chobare menu Te kende ne Kash a sadi pen da yar hunda.

Rah de wich khalona okha

Rah de wich khalona okha. Apna ap Lukana okha. Enni wadh gai dunya dari. Kaleyan beh k rona okha. Dagh muhabat wala BAAHU, Lag javay te dhona okha.

Tenu nehar wich sutt k aawan

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Chal Aa,
Tenu nehar wich sutt k aawan! Syapa Muky …
sms te tu krna nai..

If I could pull down the rainbow

If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!

Happy first rain of winter

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

Barishun se adab-e-mohabbat

in barisho se adab-e-mohobbat seekho faraz,
agar ye ruth b jayen to barasti bohot hian

Aaj badal kalay gehray

Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

Aaj halki halki baarish hay

Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay

Rain rain go away

Rain rain go away ,
come again another day


i sung this poem yesterday
that’s y rain come today

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn?t it rain on you?

sard hawa ka raqs

Rainy Day Sms Aaj halki halki baarish hay, aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay, Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain, aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,

Tumhari yaadon k tukray

 A,aj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain

tell me not 2 fall

 How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

Happy Rainy Season

 Rain Is A Wonderful Oppoutinity To Pray To Love To Care To Share To Enjoy & To Thank ALLAH For All His Blessings We Recive.. Wish U Happy Rainy Season

aap humein chahte hain

Rainy Day Sms in Urdu Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo. Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hain. Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hain

Hawao me masti chhane lagi

Rainy Day Sms Boonde barish ki u Zami pe aane lagi, sondhi si mahak mati ki jagane lagi. Hawao me b jaise masti chhane lagi, waise hi hame bhi aapki yad aane lagi.

Meri Nazar Me

Rainy Day Sms Barish Ki Rim Jhim bhi Kuch Ga Rahi… Betabi Dil Pe Mere Chaah Rahi Hai… Khusboo Hawa Beete Din La Rahi Hai… Armano Pe Sitam Ye Dhaa Rahi… Meri Nazar Me Koee Aa Rahi Hai… Shamma Ki Roshini Bhi Ja Rahi Hai… Teri Yaad Aa Rahi Hai… Aa Rahi Hai…Aa Rahi Hai…

Ye mausam sirf apke liye

Rainy Day Sms Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai, ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai. Kitne din beete aapko nahaye hue ye bewaqt barish sirf apke liye hai.

One drop of dew

Rainy Day Sms After a shower of rain, a piece of luminous sunshine decorates the earth wonderfully… One drop of dew on the grass and a foggy morning gives 2urge 2live… But a illusive smile from u increase vitality of someone… So keep smiling……….

only drops of water

Rain iz not only drops of Water Its the love of sky 4 Earth They never meet each other Bt keep sending love Happy Rainy Day

Peyar of Muhbat kee barsat

“,”,”.”,”.”,’,”,”.”,”,” “ye brsaat hy” “,”.”,piyar ki”,”,” “,”mohabat ki”,”, “,”,”& dosti ki”,” “,”,”hamesha is”,” “barsat ko hone”,” “dena” HAPPY Rainy day

Hota to kitna acha hota

/ ‘ / , / ‘ / , / ‘/ , / ,HaPpY , / , / , / / /slow slow/ / / / /Rainy/ / / / / / day / / / Hota to kitna acha hota Enjoy hot Weather:-D

Aaj Barish Ko Dekh Kar tum Yaad Aa Rahy thy

Aaj Barish Ko Dekh Kar tum Yaad Aa Rahy thy…”MERE DOST”,,, Tum Pass Hoty To tum Say Wiper He lagwa Laite HappY Rainy Nite

Barish ki trah tujh pe barasti rahain khushyan

Barish ki trah tujh pe barasti rahain khushyan! “Har boond teray dil se hr gham ko mita dy….! (Ameen) * HAPPY RAINY * ***DAY*** Love a!!.

Do u know what Pakistan means?

Do u know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell u
.
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation

SHUT UP

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
U = U r Always In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
So Again? SHUT UP

DARLING

D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game

SMS Doesn?t Only Mean

SMS Doesn?t Only Mean:
Short Messaging Service.
But It Also Means:
Some Moments Shared
With Loved Ones Like You.

Aapko Mobile Use Karty Huye Kafi Arsa Hogaya Hoga

Aapko Mobile Use Karty Huye Kafi Arsa Hogaya Hoga.
Aur Ye Bhi Pata Hoga K Mobile Main SIM Lagti Hai.
To Kya Aap Ye Bata Sakty Hain K SIM Ki Abbreviation Kya Hai?
S = Subscriber
I = Identity
M = Module

F R I D A Y

F R I D A Y
F= Farz allah ka ada karo
R= Rab ko razi karo
I= Ibadat dil se karo
D= Darud kasrat se parho
A= Allah se mango
Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME

True meanings of ?GIRL?

True meanings of ?GIRL?
?G?= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
?I?= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
?R?= RONE ki automatic machine..
?L?= LARAI may sab ki maa?

MEANING OF M O T H E R

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:?M Y M O M?
O:?O B L I G E?
T:?T E R R I F I C?
H:?H O N E S T?
E:?E X C E L L E N T?
R:?R E S P O N S I B L E?

Beautiful But Stupid

Beautiful But Stupid
B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat
B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active
L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy
P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

Don?t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY

SORRY.
Don?t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:
S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.
Have A wonderful day.

BLESSING Means

BLESSING Means:
B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.

S^A^S^A
The Hero

STUPID

STUPID
STUPID
Do You Know What is the Meaning of STUPID?
S = Sari Zindagi
T = Tumse
U = Umar Bhar ki Dosti
P = Pana Chahta Hon
I = Is Liye
D = Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna

Happy Happy Happy Happy

Happy
Happy
Happy
Happy
Do u know What is the Meaning of HAPPY.
H- Hum
A- Aapko
P- Pal
P- Pal
Y- Yaad Karty Hain.

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:
KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!
So Think before giving chocolate to any one.

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:
KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!
So Think before giving chocolate to any one

A simple ?SALAM? Can Be So Sweet

S: Sada Khush Raho
A: Abaad Raho
L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho
A: Arzuain Puri Hon
M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna
So SALAM 2 ALL

Fuck OFF

Fuck OFF
Yes fuck off
ooh! Don?t get the wrong meaning.
Fuck OFF means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever

Meaning of pakistan

Meaning of pakistan:
P:payar
A:aman
K:khushaali
I:insaf
S:security
T:traqqi
A:azaadi
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N: Not available here

Koi Qaid nahi kar sakta

Urtay Parindon Ko Koi Qaid Nahi Kar Sakta. Faraz Jo Apnay Hotay hain Wo Khud hi Lout Aatay Hain.

Goonj rahi hain awazain

Fizaon Me Goonj Rahi Hain Awaazein RATTAY Laganay Ki FARAZ, . . . . . . . . Lagta Hai NALAAIQO’N K Exams Honay Walay Hain. Dedicated 2 All Students

Car Of KESC Karachi

Hum To Yun Hi “K.E.S.C” Ki Gari K Sath Kharey Thay FARAZ.. . . . . Kuch Log Aaye Aur “LANAT” De Kar Chaly Gaye……

Hum Khoobsorat nahi hain

Hum itne khoobsuraT to nahi hain FARAZ Magar jisay ankh bhar k dekh lain usey uljhan mein dal detay hain..

Bheja tha aik gulab

Chupke se hum ne bheja tha ik gulab usey, FARAZ Khushboo ne Saare shehar Mein Tamaasha bana diya…!

Nahi hai humara hall

Nahi Hai Hamara Haal Kuch Tumhare Haal Se Alag Faraz Bas Faraq Hai Itna K Tum Yaad Karty Ho Aur Hum Bhool He Nahi Patay.

Pathano nay sona chor dia

Pathano Ne ye Sun Kar Sona He Chhor Diya Faraz. . . . . . Jo Sota Hai, Woh Khota Hai!

Mat Khaich Mujhay

Yun Mat Khainch Mujhe Apni Taraf Faraz… . . . . New T-Shirt Hai. Phat Gai To Bohat Pitay Ga

Childhood Poetry of faraz Ahmed

uwa uwaa uwaon ami owaan. faraz hom ahon ahon aen aen ahon uwaao ? ? ? ? ? faraz k bachpan k sher jab wo 6 month ka tha;-)

Load sheding nay kia hai zulm

Load-Shading Me kya kya zulam Nahi Huay Hamray sath “FARAZ” Nala khench Dala kisi Ne Genrater ki Rassi smjh kr (‘-’) <) )> _//_dasso g:

Ghum say koi reh nahi sakta

Anjan To Is Ghum Se Koi Reh Nhi Skta Koi Zabt Krta Hai To Koi Seh Nhi Skta Mohabat To Her DIL Ko Hojati He “FARAZ” Koi ‘Izhar’ Krta Hai To Koi Keh Nhi Sakta.

Woh driver bana chahti thee…

Wo milti tu kehti thi mein DRIVER bano gi FARAAZ…….. Zindagi ki ranjishon nay usey ‘TAXI’ bana dia.

Kaisay hoga guzarra?

Badalti Rut Ka IsharaDekhte Hain Ab Kaise Hoga Guzara Dekhte Hain Mohabat Ki Ye Rasm BhiKitni Ajeeb Hai Jaane Wale Palat Kar Do bara Dekhte Hain

Garam karnay kay liay

Main to Girlfriend ko garam krne k lye sexy clip dikha rha tha FARAZ. Wo gusse main boli bhosdi k ! Koi or laga ye to boht purani hy…

Mere naam ki niaz

Main ney poucha mere marne k baad tere ghar main mere naam ki niyaz to hogi…? faraz.. us ne muskura kar kaha “CHAL BHAAG” Hum to “diobundi”hain…!

Paani main pather

Wo to Yuhi paani me Pathar phenk rha tha Faraz……. Ek DamM MachLi Nikal kr Boli “…AnNi DeyA SAada Ser PaArna Ee…?”

Exam kay din main bachi

Ye soch k hum ne Exam k dinon me bachi phasai.. FARAZ, .. .Har kamyabi k peche Aorat ka hath hota he.

Dost ke pehchaan

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai “FARAZ” Wo sb se aagay hotay hain jahan chaawal taqseem hotay hain…!

Chalang laga di

Hum ne ye keh kar building se chalang laga di faraz . . . . k . AaZMA LUCK AaZMA. AaZMA LUCK AaZMA.

Us ki be-rukhi ka shikwa

Us ki be-rukhi ka shikwa kis sy karoñ Faraz, her dost keta hy “tujh sy nahin phasti to number mujhe dedey”.

Muhabbat aazmani ho tu

Muhabbat aazmani ho tou Bus itna hi kafi hai,, !…FARAZ…! Zara sa ROOTH kr dekho manane KON aata hai….

Hum nay sari dolat luta dee

Hum ne to apni sari dolat pyar pe lutadi Faraz.. Baki hikro kukur bachyu ho uho b raat billo khai wyu

Ziada farak nahi hoga

–~Mere märne pe kisi ko koi ziädä färak näi hogä~– ~Faraz~ –~BÄs ek tänhäi roye gi k merä hämsäfar chälä gäyä~–

Muntazir nahi kissi kay faraz

Hm kisi ki dosti k muntazr nai hain Fraz Jo hame chor kr jaye ga wo INSHALLAH riksha he chlaye ga

Dosto’n ko Bhoole hoye they

Bht dino se apne Dosto’n ko Bhoole hoye they, FARAZ,,,! Aaj film “NAMAK HARAM” dekhi to sab yaad aa gaee…!

Itna toot kay na chaaho

Itna Toot K Na Chaaho Usay Aaghaz-E-Mohabat Main, FARAZ. Kya pta uss ki saheli uss se bhi ziyada ACHI ho.

Dewarian roti hain i have proved

kal rat apnay saray duk kmray ki diwaro sy keh daly FARAZ ab mai sota rehta ho to dewarain oote rehti hai

Is se bari or kya Dehshat gardi hogi

Is se bari or kya Dehshat gardi hogi ~’Faraz’~ . Koi Shampoo ki bottle mein Veet cream daal gaya…!

Mar gia wo shaks

Mar gia wo shaks gis ka tum pochte ho .Faraz. Tumari yad ne usey zinda jala dia

Hum nay u nko miss call day kar

Hum Ne Unko Mis Call dy kar Apni Yaad dilai FARAZ, . . Us Ne Msg kar k kaha…, . . . . ” Ki takleef E ? ? ?:-)

Mohabbat dukh nahi deti

 Mohabbat Dukh Nahi Deti ~ Agar Be-gharz Ho Jazba Agar Manzil baney Rasta Agar Chahat k Pardey Main Koi Lalach Na Ho Lipta

Your name is the fire

Your Name Is The Fire That Burns With Red Hot Flames Of Eternal Passion On The Tablets Of My Heart …

Har baar manaya hum nay

Wo Rootha To Her Bar Manaya Hum Ne Youn Farz-E-Mohabat nibaya Hum Ne Wo Meri Dahleez Pay Kabi Aaya Hi Nhi Jis ke liye Har Shaam Apna Ghar Sajya Hum Ne

Masoom Mohabbat ka fasana

Masoom Mohabbat ka Bus itna Fasana hai . . AMMI ghar se Nikalne nahi deti . Or . . Mujhe 14-feb ko date pe jana hai:;-)

Chalay jatay hain log

Ehsas dela kar chale jate hain jo log, dil ko bohat yaad ate hain wo log, apne hote nhe aur begana wo hone nhe detey, najane hum se kia chahte hain wo log.

Ek Marasi or chodhri

Ek Marasi Ne Chodhri Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga Chodhri Ne Merasi Ko Khoob Mara,. Maar Kha K Merasi Utha Kapre Jhaar Kr Bola: “Te  Fir Main Inkar e smjhan?..

Yadoun kee khanak

Kuch sitaron ki chamak nahi jati, Kuch yadon ki khanak nahi jati, Kuch logon se hota hai aisa rishta, K door reh k b un ki mehak nahi jati

Ik larki thee pagal or deewani

Ik Larki thi dewaani si… Ik Larkay pe wo mar… Kuch lena tha usay… Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi.. Jab bi milti thi muijhey…. Ye hi pocha karti thi….. Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

Peyar ka naya naam

Khushbu me “Ehsas” hota he, Pyar ka rishta kuch “Khaas” hota he Har baat ko “Zuban” se kehna to mumkin nahi Is liye to”PYAR”ka naam “Aitbaar” hota ha.

Teri dill lagi

Youn toheen-e-Mohabat Teri Dil lagi ho shayid, Tery seene me b ye Aag lagi ho shayid, Na mujhy Azma itna k jan se jaon.. Mery Wajod me Teri b jan ho shayid..

On Valentine Day

On Valentine’s Day A Boy giving Rose to a Girl. What is a Guarantee that HIS Sister will not Receive a Flower from another Boy? Don’t Celebrate Valentine Day.

Utar Rahy Hain

Utar Rahy Hain Jo Dil Main Khayal Tery Hain, K Meri Chashm-e-Tamanna Main Khuawb Tery Hain, Kitab Meri Qalam Mera Soch Bhi Meri, Magar Jo Likhy Hain Maine Woh Baab Tery Hain, Tu Meri Zaat ka Ek Mustanad Hawala Hai, Kitab-e-Ishq Main Saary Nisaab Tery Hain.

For you

For You SEE, Each Day I love You More Today More than Yesterday And Less Than Tomorrow Happy Valentines Day

School kee yaad main

Faraz Apne School Ki Yaad Main Arz Karte Hai: Sab Mujhe Kehte Thay School ka Chamkta Sitara . . . Kyon K Maine 4 Class Main hi Khol Diya Tha, Matric Ki Bachi ka Narra

Nicest Person of the world

Happy World’s Nicest Persons Day! Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain Maine Aapko Kar Diya . . Ghalti Se Sorry..

Iss umeed ko kabhi tootnay na dena

“Is umeed ko kabhi tootne mat dena Dil ka rishta kam hone mat dena,, “kai dost milenge mujhse bhi ache,, “Bas meri jaga kisi ko lene mat dena

Milnay kee aas

Mudat se thi jin se milne ki aas, Khawahish-e-deedar ko apne DIL men daba diya, Ksi ne di khabar un k aane ki rat ko, itna kia chragan k gher tak jala diya

Aansu aa jatay hain ankhoun main

Aansu Aa Jaate Hain Aankhon Mein, Par Labon Pe Hasi Laani Parti Hai, Yeh Mohabbat Bhi Kya Cheez Hai Faraz, Jis Se Karte Hain Usi Se Chupaani Parti Hai. Valentine Day Hindi Sms

Zakham Denay ka andaz

Zakham dene ka andaz kuch aisa he , Zakham dekar poochte hen ab haal kaisa he , Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaaro , Saari duniya ka mizaj ek jaisa ha

Life main sub kuch

=Life Mai =Paisa =Payar =Dost =Izzat Sß Aate Jate Rehte Hein Par Tootay Howay Daant Kßi Wapas Nhi Aate . Is Liye Samjhdar ßano Or sms krte rha kroo

Pathan nay molvi say kuch pocha

1 pthan ne 1 molvi se kch pucha Molvi ne 2 thapar lagy 1 admi ne pthan se pucha tumne kya bola molvi ko? Pthan:Mne srf pucha K Valentine day ki nmaz kahan ho gi

Hum jaisay sodagar

Wafa k Iss Shehar mein Hum Jaisa Sodagr Na Miley ga, ! Hum Tou Aanso bhi Khareed Laitey hain, Apni Muskurahat dey kr aLonE pRInCe is waiting for his princess

Sms tay likh mahiya

Soney di itt mahiya, RAB tenu mobile dita koi SMS te likh mahiya. Sone di wang mahiya, Je SMS nahi karna te enu itt mar k Pan mahiya,¿¿

Wish You

|”””| |”,””| | |,/\,| ISH YOU |_____/\_____| VERY VERY |”””|___|’””‘| | APPY |___¡”””|___|valentine day “””””” ,,’,, ,,

Valentine day manay waloun

.*”*”* . * “*”*. “* Dil ki      *”*Gehraiyon * “*… Se…*” “*._.*” “VALENTINE DAY” Mananay walo per LAN’AT Bhaijen! BcoZ We r MUSLIM’S.

Muhabat say ziyada intaha

UNHO ne muhabt muhabt se ziyada ki THi, Hum ne muhabt b UN se ziyada ki Thi, WO kia karTy muhabt ki intiha? Hum ne to intiha se hi muhabt ki ibtida ki thi.

Mujhay call kar lain

Agar Valentine Day Pe Aapko Gulab Nahi Mile. To Mujhe Call Kar K Le Jaiye Ga. Kyon K Log Kehte Hain, Mai Kisi Gulab Se Kam Nahi Hon

zardari joota sms funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Zardari says Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha

Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz
Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai
Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain

Asif ali zardari nay frmaya

Janab
Zillat maab
haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto

Zardari Ko Joota nahi laga tu

Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua "Faraz"

Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!

Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,

Or kaha

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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P

mujhe tum yaad aate ho

Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz,
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho”

Choom leta mai uske haseen hontun ko

Choom leta mai uske haseen hontun ko Faraz..
Per uski behti naak ny mera irada badal dia..

Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata

Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata
Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata
Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai
Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata!:-

kitnay faraybi hain is dor k jugnu

kitnay faraybi hain is dor k jugnu, FARAZ,
Roshni dikha kr andheron ki tarf bulaty hian?

Achanak 1 Bhiyanak Awaz Ayi

Rat K 3 Bajay Ka Time Tha..
Mai Akeela Tha
Meri Annkh Badal K Garjanay Ki Wajha Se Khul Gai
Akeeb Khuf Aur Andhera Chaya Hua Tha
Mai Ne Lite On KI Pr Bijli Nahi Thi
Itne Mai Darwaza Bja
Maine Poucha Kon ?
Lekin Koi Na Bola
Mai Darwazay k Pass Gaya Aur Pocha Kon???
Achanak 1 Bhiyanak Awaz Ayi
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” FARAZ ”

Bara Haseen Samudar hay

Kisi Mast nigah main doob ja Faraz..
Bara Haseen Samudar hay khudkushi k liye!!!

Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey

Her Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey Ho
“FaRaZ”
Umer Beet Jaty Dil Ko Dil BnANey Men

Aaj toot ker uski yaad ai to ehsaas howa

Aaj toot ker uski yaad ai to ehsaas howa
FARAZ??
Uthar jayein dil main to bhulaey nai jaty

kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'

Baqol faraz:
ab to khubsurat lerki daikh ker bhi hoti hay pareshaani
kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

to make it straight

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

g karta hai k aj

G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki


GA




GAN





GAND






GANDHI G
k style mein

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

kissing at the toph

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...


its A ''CIGRETTE''

Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GA




GAN




GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

Hold It Gently

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole?s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

girl friend ke saath

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..











Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->

im very good in bed

I'm very good in bed...
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I can sleep all day...

What Were U Thinking .

a beautiful girl go

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room


And


Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .





&

Professor Says:



NOW OPEN YOUR












Books & Study. . . .

Life mein kbhi compromise

Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..

girl sitting in examination hall

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.